December 2009
13 posts
Season 3; Homecoming
Willow: Remember the eighth-grade cotillion? You had that clip-on?
Xander: Hey, I was pretty stylin' with a clip-on.
Willow: And now here we are, and it's... Homecoming.
Xander: Yeah, we should face it, Will. You and I are gonna be in neighboring rest homes while I come over so you can adjust my, um... My, uh... Well, I can't think of anything that's not really gross.
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“It’s me, Cordelia? I know you can’t answer me, but… God, this...”
– Cordelia; Buffy; Season 2; Go Fish
Season 3; Anne
Willow: You came to visit me. You came with books? Are they books for me?
Oz: Well, actually, they're kind of for me.
Willow: I don't get it.
Oz: Well, it's sort of a funny story. You remember when I didn't graduate?
Willow: Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that's what summer school was for.
Oz: Yeah. Well, you remember when I didn't go?
Willow: But you never said anything. How am I supposed to react to this rather alarming news?
Oz: Well, actually, I was pretty much banking on you finding it cute.
Willow: Well, traditionally, you know, repeating a grade isn't exactly a turn-on. And you're practically a genius. You're Mr. Test Scores. It's all a little weird.
Oz: So the cute thing is out?
Season 3: Dead Man's Party
Xander: Fine! You stop acting like an idiot, I'll stop annoying you!
Buffy: Oh, you wanna talk acting like an idiot, Nighthawk?
Oz: Okay. I'm gonna step in now, being Referee Guy.
Willow: No, let them go, Oz. Talking about it isn't helping. We might as well try some violence. (Zombies smash the windows and start climbing in) I was being sarcastic!
November 2009
18 posts
