Buffy: So let me get this straight. You’re… “Dracula.” The guy, the count. Dracula: I am. Buffy: And you’re sure this isn’t just some fanboy thing? Cause I’ve fought more than a couple of pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
“giles, everything’s just been so… xander left anya at the altar, and anya’s a vengeance demon again. dawn’s a total klepto. money’s been so tight that i’ve been slinging burgers at the doublemeat palace… and i’ve been sleeping with spike.”