It’s a big rock. I can’t wait to tell my friends. They don’t have a rock this big.
— Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
I just think it’s rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.
— Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, on American football (2.2, ‘Some Assembly Required’)