Willow: Ooh, candy bars! Lots of ‘em!
Snyder holds out a box.
Xander: Principal Snyder, thank you! You weren’t visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past, by any chance?
Snyder: It’s band candy.
Buffy: Let’s hear it for the band, huh? Very generous.
Snyder: You will sell it to raise money for the marching band. They need new uniforms.
Xander: Yeah. Those tall, fuzzy hats ain’t cheap, huh?
Oz: But they go with everything.
Buffy: I’m sure we love the idea of going all Willy Loman, but we’re not in the band.
Snyder: And if I’d handed you a trombone, that would’ve been a problem, Summers. It’s candy. Sell it.
3.06 Band Candy